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Hi there.

We are Team Faux.

You do not know us - but we are here - and hopefully we do not know you.
Our purpose is simple. We approach situations that others wouldn't believe, and we follow through according to the conditions.
Sounds vague. Well, sometimes it seems like that way to us too.
We gather intel - and act according to the intel. If the intel tells us something unbelievable, we don't necessarily believe it - but, we act as it is real - not matter how incredible it might sound to us.

So, if you have a problem - that you don't think anyone would ever believe you - we are the people for you.
No, we are not "powered"/"gifted". No, we do not necessarily believe there are "powered"/"gifted" people out there. However, we do 100 % work according to the reality we are presented with - and we always come out on top.

Consider the impossible - and choose someone who does the same.

/Faux

Mission briefing. Date: [REDACTED]

'Morning team.
Today we have a single subject in our aim. The goal is to capture, not kill.
The subject in question is [REDACTED], living on [REDACTED], Harlem, New York City.
The subject has the appearance of a 30-40 year old black male, height 1.98 meters, weight 193 kg, shaved head, clean shave.

The special aspects to act according to concerning this mission's subject are:
- Presume that subject has impenetrable skin
- Presume that subject cannot be knocked out
- Presume that subject can lift more than a ton - and likewise punch with same level of strength
- Presume that subject intends not to kill - meaning that subject won't directly kill you, but won't sacrifice himself to save you either - so stay awake
- Known weaknesses: Misdirection/distraction, loved ones, threatening random individuals, 20+ tons of pressure, lack of oxygen, and attempt to do the right thing (more or less)

Let's go out there and get this done.

Mission briefing. Date: [REDACTED]

O... K... team. This is not easy... for me... or for us.

Today's subject is a presumable British individual who calls himself Kilgrave... I know.
The subject is white, typical British looking (hmph), about 180 cm tall, 75 kg - and with a purple sense of style.

The special aspects to act according to concerning this mission's subject are:
- Presume that subject can get anyone to do anything, just by telling them to do so
- Presume that subject can get ANYONE to do ANYTHING, just by telling them to do so
- No, really - presume that if subject tells you to do anything, you will completely and fully do it without any concerns for you or others
- Presume that it is known that the physical range of the subject is limited - meaning that the subject shouldn't be able to control people, unless directly in hearing range of them, or having told them to do something within the last 24 hours
- Know that it is not your fault if you do something under the control of the subject
- It is rumored that blocking out Kilgrave's voice will prevent you from being controlled; this has however not been confirmed
- Take the aspects into account when going out there and do not take any risks; this is not an easy one
- Known weaknesses: Distance, time, Jessica Jones, isolation (air and voice), and a gunshot to the head without hesitation.

I am sorry I do not have better news for you today. This is a shit situation and we simply have to deal with it.

We can do this!