Collecting spam
I sometimes like to browse through my spam mails to see what ridiculous stuff I can find.
Here are some of the spam mails I found amusing and wanted to shared.
These are the contents of an avalanche of spam emails I received on March 30th, 2018. The subjects of these emails were just random first names of women and the emails seemingly served no purpose at all as they contained nothing but the below mentioned texts and had spoofed "from" addresses so I wouldn't be able to reply to them. The purpose of sharing these here is to show how laughably terrible they are and that there are some comedy gems among them.
Warning: Graphic language
My nipples are as a rock
Lick my pussy, please and thank you
I love behind
I drizzle between my legs
I want your lollipop
Come into me
Hot girl wants you!
I am your bitch
Fill me with semen
Do you want a hot night?
I bonks as a bitch
Squeeze my nipples
I want even stronger
My nipples are punctured
Touches my nipples
Taste my ass!
My pussy is wet
You haven't seen such shapes
Touches my nipples, come into me
I will do as you wish
I have a wet litter
Tocuhes my elastic nipples, come into me
Spank me
I am your bitch bitch
I'm burning with passion
Let me suck
Good day.
Dont pay attention on my illiteracy, Im foreign.I loaded the malware on your system.At present I pilfered all individual info from your device. In addition I received slightly more compromising evidence.The most amusing evidence which I got- its a videotape with your self-abusing.I put virus on a porn web site and then you installed it. When you picked the video and pressed play button, my virus at once downloaded on your OS.
After setup, your front-camera made the videotape with you wanking, in addition I captured exactly the video you wanked on. In next week my virus found all your social and work contacts.
If you need to erase the videotape- transfer me 410 united state dollar in Bitcoins.
Here is my Btc address - 19ggeeEX1X28fTYdaTNHLmEi4H1922zYnY
You have 20 hours after reading. As soon as I get transaction I will erase the video evermore. Otherwise I will send the record to all your colleagues and friends.
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Subject: Тickеt#134870272: <my@email.com> 29/05/2018 02:11:53 Cooperation
From: Elson Mewborn <order@thailandpackageholidays.com>
Date: Tue, 29 May 2018 11:11:52 +0000